Five pearls of Irish wisdom


Borrowed from my dear friend and occasional zombie hunting partner Debbie Dix.

1. Money cannot buy happiness but somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle.

2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name.

3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.

4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.

5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk.

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4 responses to “Five pearls of Irish wisdom

  1. George S. Harris

    It is said that it always gets darkest just before dawn, but I say it always gets darkest just before it gets real dark!

  2. char Lee

    i DISCOVERED YOUR WEBPAGE ON A PAGE ABOUT 9500 lIBERTY. bILL4DOGCATCHER IS MOST AMUSING AND VERY WELL WRITTEN. I HAVE REALLY ENJOYED IT–ESPECIALLY THE HUMOR….

    Char Lee Kibler

  3. The Irish have a way of telling you to go to hell so that you enjoy the trip

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