Borrowed from my dear friend and occasional zombie hunting partner Debbie Dix.
1. Money cannot buy happiness but somehow, it’s more comfortable to cry in a Mercedes Benz than it is on a bicycle.
2. Forgive your enemy but remember the bastard’s name.
3. Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in trouble again.
4. Many people are alive only because it’s illegal to shoot them.
5. Alcohol does not solve any problem, but then neither does milk.
It is said that it always gets darkest just before dawn, but I say it always gets darkest just before it gets real dark!
I have never heard truer wisdom. As as Annie once sang ‘the sun will come up tomorrow’ … even if we seem to have misplaced it today.
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Char Lee Kibler
The Irish have a way of telling you to go to hell so that you enjoy the trip