Thoughts on Life


“Life is hard. It’s even harder if you’re stupid.” — Anonymous

“By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.” –George Carlin

“It is not the size of the dog in the fight, it is the size of the fight in the dog!” — Anonymous

“An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered.” –G.K. Chesterton

“The person who is not hungry says that the coconut has a hard shell.” — African Tribal Saying

“If you’re looking for friends when you need them…it’s too late.” — Mark Twain

“If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.” — Francis Roberts

“Speak in anger and you’ll give the greatest speech you’ll ever regret.” — Anonymous

“It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion.”– William Randolph IngeVegetarian is an old Indian word meaning “bad hunter.” — Anonymous

“Opinions are like armpits: Everybody has two of them and they stink most of the time.” — Anonymous

“Patience is the companion of wisdom.” –Anonymous

“Critics are like eunuchs in a harem. They’re there every night, they see it done every night, they see how it should be done every night, but they can’t do it themselves.”– Brendan Behan–Quoted by Gyles Brandreth in *Theatrical Disasters*

“So long as you rob Peter to pay Paul, you’ll have Paul’s support.” — Anonymous

“Life is an onion. You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.” — Carl Sandburg

“Do first what you dread the most.” — Anonymous

“Wherever you are — be there.” — Anonymous

“Life is hard. It’s even harder if you’re stupid.” — Anonymous
“By and large, language is a tool for concealing the truth.” –George Carlin”It is not the size of the dog in the fight, it is the size of the fight in the dog!” — Anonymous”An adventure is only an inconvenience rightly considered. An inconvenience is only an adventure wrongly considered.” –G.K. Chesterton”The person who is not hungry says that the coconut has a hard shell.” — African Tribal Saying”If you’re looking for friends when you need them…it’s too late.” — Mark Twain”If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.” — Francis Roberts”Speak in anger and you’ll give the greatest speech you’ll ever regret.” — Anonymous”It is useless for sheep to pass a resolution in favor of vegetarianism while wolves remain of a different opinion.”– William Randolph IngeVegetarian is an old Indian word meaning “bad hunter.” — Anonymous”Opinions are like armpits: Everybody has two of them and they stink most of the time.” — Anonymous”Patience is the companion of wisdom.” –Anonymous”Critics are like eunuchs in a harem. They’re there every night, they see it done every night, they see how it should be done every night, but they can’t do it themselves.”– Brendan Behan–Quoted by Gyles Brandreth in *Theatrical Disasters*”So long as you rob Peter to pay Paul, you’ll have Paul’s support.” — Anonymous”Life is an onion. You peel it off one layer at a time, and sometimes you weep.” — Carl Sandburg”Do first what you dread the most.” — Anonymous”Wherever you are — be there.” — Anonymous
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