If you don’t find this funny, just change the identities to your favorite political party. Same difference in the quality of the conversation. Thanks to Joe Cummins for sharing; politics we seldom agree upon but his humor and ability to enjoy beer works for me.
BLIND COWBOY & THE FIVE BLONDES
An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake. He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.
After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, “Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?”
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, considering that you are blind, that you should know five things:
- 1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.
3. I’m a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?”
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters, “No…not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”