Where was this technology when I was younger and trying to figure out women?
Over time I have adapted. Now I just say ‘yes dear’ to everything and hope that I don’t get into too much trouble for just doing what I had planned to do anyway.
Now, I know that if my wife doesn’t want me to do something she just hits me with a bolt of lightning immediately so that I know what the pain will be like if I get things too wrong.
Anyway, sure wish that I had this when I was younger: The Woman Language Translator (courtesy of Joe Cummins).