For April Fools Day I am going to pretend that I belong to all political groups.
As a Democrat I am going to rob from the rich and give to the poor.
As a Republican I will rob the poor and give to the rich.
As a Libertarian I will decry both, support lower tax laws and socially responsible groups that want to raise taxes.
As an Independent I will just cry. Please, I’ll pass on both the tea and coffee. Anyone got a beer?!