How Bad Is The Economy? Some Indicators.

I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

CEOs are now playing miniature golf.

Exxon-Mobil had to lay-off twenty-five Congressmen.

I bought a toaster oven; and my free gift was a bank.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child *from America*.

Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.

A picture is now only worth 200 words.

They renamed Wall Street: “Wal-Mart Street.”

When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.


Thanks to Scott Compton for sharing this with me.



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6 responses to “How Bad Is The Economy? Some Indicators.

  1. Tom

    If President Truman were still in office, the sign on his desk would read, “The Dime Stops Here”…

  2. George S. Harris

    We can’t even get the chicken to cross the road.

  3. George S. Harris

    Baskin-Robbins now has just 3 flavors.

  4. Rick Bohan

    Heinz is down to 48 varieties.

  5. Rick Bohan

    Exxon is offering to put a stray calico in my tank.

  6. Rick Bohan

    Whole Foods is changing its name to Half Foods.

    I’ll stop now.

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