I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
CEOs are now playing miniature golf.
Exxon-Mobil had to lay-off twenty-five Congressmen.
I bought a toaster oven; and my free gift was a bank.
Angelina Jolie adopted a child *from America*.
Motel Six won’t leave the light on anymore.
A picture is now only worth 200 words.
They renamed Wall Street: “Wal-Mart Street.”
When Bill and Hillary travel together, they now have to share a room.
Thanks to Scott Compton for sharing this with me.