RUMOR Roundup – The Weather Channel says yesterday’s East Coast earthquake was caused by an unknown fault line running under D.C. and through Virginia.
It is now being called Obama’s Fault, though Obama will say it’s really Bush’s Fault.
Other theories are that it was the founding fathers rolling over in their graves or, that what we all believed to be an earthquake was actually the effects of a 14.6 trillion dollar check bouncing in Washington.
Original source: found floating on Facebook. Was wearing a life preserver so I hauled it in. Original author unknown.